Paging Dr. Freud

My big boy is turning 6 tomorrow. Before bed, I asked him to give me one last hug and kiss as a five year old. He gave me a regular kiss, a butterfly kiss (fluttering eyelashes), and an Eskimo kiss (rubbing noses), and then he said "now let's kiss sideways like we're married."

Dis.tur.bing.

Of course, I laughed like an insane person, so he wouldn't stop. I can not wait until he has his first real girlfriend and I can torture him back by recounting this trauma.